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Anonymous

"The Best American Humorous Short Stories"


For though he was good-natured, he was very shiftless, and it was, as
our national proverb says, "like pulling teeth" to teach him. But at
the end of the next week he could say, with quite my easy and frisky
air:
1. "Very well, thank you. And you?" This for an answer to casual
salutations.
2. "I am very glad you liked it."
3. "There has been so much said, and, on the whole, so well said, that
I will not occupy the time."
4. "I agree, in general, with my friend on the other side of the
room."
At first I had a feeling that I was going to be at great cost for
clothing him. But it proved, of course, at once, that, whenever he was
out, I should be at home. And I went, during the bright period of his
success, to so few of those awful pageants which require a black
dress-coat and what the ungodly call, after Mr. Dickens, a white
choker, that in the happy retreat of my own dressing-gowns and jackets
my days went by as happily and cheaply as those of another Thalaba.
And Polly declares there was never a year when the tailoring cost so
little. He lived (Dennis, not Thalaba) in his wife's room over the
kitchen.


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