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?© de, 1799-1850

"The Physiology of Marriage, Complete"


You understand, sir, that my conjugal diplomacy would not be of much
service to me unless, after having put my wife in solitary
confinement, I did not also employ a certain harmless machiavelism,
which consists in begging her to do whatever she likes, and asking her
advice in every circumstance and on every contingency. As this
delusive liberty has entirely deceived a creature so high-minded as
she is, I have taken pains to stop at no sacrifice which would
convince Madame de V----- that she is the freest woman in Paris; and,
in order to attain this end, I take care not to commit those gross
political blunders into which our ministers so often fall."
"I can see you," said I, "when you wish to cheat your wife out of some
right granted her by the charter, I can see you putting on a mild and
deliberate air, hiding your dagger under a bouquet of roses, and as
you plunge it cautiously into her heart, saying to her with a friendly
voice, 'My darling, does it hurt?' and she, like those on whose toes
you tread in a crowd, will probably reply, 'Not in the least.'"
He could not restrain a laugh and said:
"Won't my wife be astonished at the Last Judgment?"
"I scarcely know," I replied, "whether you or she will be most
astonished."
The jealous man frowned, but his face resumed its calmness as I added:
"I am truly grateful, sir, to the chance which has given me the
pleasure of your acquaintance.


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